How to open a beer with a banana
well its open
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
George Pt. 1
The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last.
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing
why is your dad shirtless
he’s hispanic it happens
smooth ass way to get a date
Never forget that before Sherlock left to go on what he thought was a suicide mission, he took off his glove so that he could feel John’s hand, the touch of his skin, one last time
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person