i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.
Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]
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the most important deliveries
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley at the Walker Stalker Convention in Atlanta (October 19, 2014)
modern les miserables au where ‘drink with me’ becomes ‘shots shots shots’
was that a fucking pun
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